i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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