im about as happy as oj after his trial
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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