You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My pussy is not your playground.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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