everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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