hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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