on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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