Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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