i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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