I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
