If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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