idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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