so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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