he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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