they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
