there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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