Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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