Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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