we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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