plz talk dirty to me
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize