I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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