porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are a genius and a whore.
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