Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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