so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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