My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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