But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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