Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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