My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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