i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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