ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think my vagina is haunted
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
