Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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