I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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