Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
