What a fucking waste of an outfit
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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