I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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