oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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