Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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