i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
