its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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