Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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