I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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