My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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