I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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