well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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