I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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