Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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