I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do herpes really smell.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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