there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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