Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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