Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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