He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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