Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
