I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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