weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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