If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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