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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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