at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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